"Dammit Bob, can't you take care of the kids once in a while? Your bar stool won't miss you one bit if you stay home with your children and let me have one evening away! I mean really, fair is fair."
"Keep your voice down, Janet, you're upsetting them."
"Don't tell me what to do or how to behave in my own home, Bob!"
"Oh, this coming from the woman who rolls her eyes every time I burp?!"
"You don't burp, you belch and then laugh about how loud it is. That's disgusting. This is an entirely different thing! You think that you can just waltz in and out of here like you're the king and I'm some sort of servant. I've got news for you, mister, we're a team and you're not being much of a team mate right now!"
"Oh yeah? Maybe you'd like to team up with someone else!"
"Really, you're going to play that card, Bob? We've created four beautiful children (well three beautiful children and one who's a bit odd looking) and you're not going to slither out of your responsibility to them that easily!"
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