On my way to a nursery recently, this sylvan quartet was spotted. One can only imagine the arboraceous confabulation.
We've all heard about talking to the trees but have you ever wondered if they talked back?
Did you hear that the weather forecasters are calling for more rain?
Oh no! This constant rain and wind is wreaking havoc with my coiffure.
I could really use some sun; my bark is becoming quite pale.
I guess we have no choice but to stand together and hope for warmer and drier days.
Remember when talking to one's plants and playing music for them was a trend? ("Grow, damn you!" didn't count.)
Actually, it appears that talking to plants and playing music really does increase growth and yield. Doesn't matter what you say, even mean words help. For more look here and here.