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Although this could very well be a picture of me finding a new treasure at a favorite nursery, it's actually an illustration by David Catrow for a children's book called Plantzilla.

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Randomness from the Portland Yard, Garden and Patio Show


The Oregon Convention Center, the venue in which the Portland Y,G, & P Show took place is huge and full of interesting art installations.  I always enjoy looking up at this dragon boat, especially when there's blue(!) sky above.

At the entrance to the show, four of these boxes of blooming spring bulbs, each one with yummy blown glass ornaments made by our pal Barbara Sanderson of Glass Gardens Northwest,  greeted us.

Here's her booth at the show.  Who is that hiding behind the shrooms?


Notice the green snakes growing out of her head.  She's similar to Medusa but instead of turning to stone if you look at her, everything Barbara looks at turns to glass.

It's not everyone who smiles as an eagle eats his head but Ben Dye is happy that his regal creation has come to life.


Please, make it stop!

First you see the signs on the road that read "Welcome to Oregon," and now this.
A bit of a mixed message isn't it? 

Oh now I see, someone stole part of a sign from a funeral home. 

One of Alison's many fans worshiping the ground on which she walks. 


Perhaps you've heard of white water rafting?  Portland has a slightly different sport, black water potting.  I hear that once the pots learn to hover just at the waters surface, the rest is a breeze. 

Seems that the succulent craze is still waxing strong!

 Didn't spend much time in the hot tub, gutters, etc. areas.  I'm not a hot tub person but I like these columns and wonder if this place sells them.

I wonder how these guys passed the written part of the test to get a drivers license? 


On the way out was this sign.

Well, O.K. since you asked, I thought the show was great and loved the abundance of plant vendors. There were fewer show gardens this year but they're never the main focus of the show for me. Was there a rule that every garden had to have an outdoor kitchen larger than the one in my home? Did you go to this show?  What did you think?

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  1. We do love your clever sense of humour Peter!

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    1. I just say what other people think but are far to wise to verbalize.

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  2. Ha, ha Peter! What a funny show!
    I'm not a colorful glass person but I liked Barbara's glass mushrooms. I would also buy orange snake.

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    1. Thanks for visiting the show with me, Nadezda! Glad you liked some of Barbara's work.

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  3. Fun indeed. I think it's way better than our home and garden show which features almost no garden stuff at all.

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    1. Portland is quite a garden city and has lots of plant loving people which shows in their show!

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  4. HA! I didn't realize how very much at home my shirt looked amongst all that Talavera pottery. You got a nice picture of Barbara.

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    1. If you only had a skull with a hat in place of your head, you could have taken the place of the piece you were looking for that sold in Seattle!

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  5. You and Alison have entirely too much fun. Garden shows are serious business.

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    1. You are right (head bowed in shame) We'll be much more somber in the future. If you believe that, I have a lovely bridge to sell you!

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  6. I always get caught in a loop, thinking I'm turning down a new aisle when in fact I've somehow returned to the hot tubs again. I missed so much stuff at the show! Thank you for this.

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    1. I missed stuff too. It happens to all of us. Oh, look I see a cool looking plant over there, start walking, get somehow distracted by something shiny, & end up having some cream slathered on your hand, confronted by leafless gutter systems, or asked to subscribe to the New York Times.

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  7. You had an active funny bone this morning, Peter.
    The stolen funeral sign wasn't just funny but also truly fun: I will make a succulent arrangement like it one of these days. It's on the to-do list.

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    1. Goofy mood I guess. I admire the succulent letters and have thought of doing one or two myself someday.

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  8. Funny post Peter! :) The "waxing" succulent craze quip made me think of my favorite Bloom County strip ever, with Opus talking about corduroy pillows...

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    1. Always happy to laugh with people! The Bloom County strip about censorship?

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  9. Those pots in the water!!! There were two gardens featuring this "innovation"...why!!!!!!!!!!???

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    1. The answer is, "Because." It's kind of like metal sculptures that feature rocks sort of hanging in the air. Disconcerting. Rocks & pots on ground. Water or fire in or on ground or spurting into the air or falling from level to level. It's the way of things. However, I did like the "floating" concrete/rock walkways here and at the Seattle Show. Of course those could be stones protruding from the ground so it works.

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  10. I was just ordering some Gene Wilder/Richard Pryor movies, needing a good laugh. Should have known I could rely on you for the daily quota of giggles.

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    1. Glad it made you giggle! You can never laugh too much in a day!

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  11. Fun seeing all the different posts about this and the Seattle show, though it keeps reminding me that the local one isn't nearly so good. Or so it seems.

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    1. Yes but you can be actively planting for most of the year so don't really need to kick start the season with, as Ed. Sullivan would call it, A really big show.

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  12. Fun post, Peter. Reminds us not to take our gardening too seriously.

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    1. Gardening is something I do (borrowing your phrase) for the joy of it. Taking it too seriously would take a bit of the joy away.

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  13. You are so punny! I would love to go to a garden show with you one day.

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    1. It would be great fun to go to a garden show together one day!

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  14. Hahaha - the FU made me laugh! How could I so completely miss THAT??

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